close enough

bryannagraham:

kchannel9:

sallyyates:

I learned a new awful thing about America today.

Oh this has been a thing for years

Let people learn though

officialpigeon:

Person: “I’m 6ft tall”

me: *tries to imagine six subway sandwiches on top of eachother*

mackblesa:

thefeelofavideogame:

FINAL CHAPTER: [NAME OF GAME]

even better:

bitchycode:

Netflix and avoid people

thecindercrow:

thecindercrow:

thecindercrow:

A dnd party where the ranger’s companion, the wizard’s familiar, the warlock’s patron, and the cleric’s deity are all the same creature

I want to be clear - it’s not that each of these is the same breed of cat, it’s that one cat plays each of these roles, whether it meant to or not, and they all have to share

On second thought, both options are good, because imagine the confusion. Imagine the cleric throwing open the wizard’s door, switching orange tabbies with them, and leaving in a huff with, “I’ve been praying to your mouse-catcher for three hours.”

foervraengd:

otherworldlycitizen:

phosphoradorableflower:

foervraengd:

centaurs would work if you replace the horse body with a giraffe, because it’d suit the anatomy of a centaur to live of fruits and leafs up in very tall trees.

Also they’d look hilarious when they have to drink water.

i was gonna be like i Need this and then i realized wait… i can draw…

Bro your art is amazing and I love these centaurs!

YESSSSS!!!!!!

humandisastersquad:

why do ppl in scifi have such a hard time saying ‘thank you’ to robots. i say thank you to inanimate objects all the time and sure as hell would thank a robot for doing even the bare minimum

princesdianas:

princesdianas:

i noticed something interesting while i was giffing wonder woman - a bunch of people, including myself, had the impression that diana’s skirt was shorter in justice league, you saw her ass cheeks constantly while she was fighting/ moving and that was certaintly something we did not have in wonder woman;

that’s because the wonder woman crew and patty jenkins had gal gadot and her body double have shorts underneath the skirt bc she knew the skirt would flip during fight scenes - its quite obvious one would think - and they knew there was no fuking reason for gratuitous ass shots. so we have this:

while in justice league, of course the guys didn’t fucking care :)) and had her (and her body double) have her shorts up her ass, so we got this:

(and many more) so long story short……i miss patty jenkins and the ‘wonder woman’ crew lmao

so many people in the tags are like ‘’fuck joss whedon’’ and while i share the sentiment with all of my heart, this is also snyder’s fault and the whole crew who worked in the movie since the beginning, let’s not let some men off the hook bc some are worst ok bye

skyline-sunset-in-my-veins:

tainbocuailnge:

tainbocuailnge:

death of a bachelor is a good song

it’s a song about a dude being fucking stoked to marry his fiance and poking fun at the ‘marriage is the end right fellas’ culture by saying ‘guess ill die then! worth it!’ and i think that’s neat

Everyone should hear this song at least once. 

ouc-h:

no shade but there’s a few people I’m glad I’m not close to anymore

just-shower-thoughts:

George Washington died in 1799. The first dinosaur fossil was discovered in 1824. George Washington never knew dinosaurs existed.